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lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

thornicating:

thornicating:

my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.” 

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oknope:

i don’t wanna be famous for the fame
i wanna be famous so i can meet other famous people